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Indian Advancement
v/s US Advancement
A Sardarji meets George Bush in the
US.
George Bush: I want to show you the US advancement. Come with
me.
He takes him deep into a forest.
George Bush: dig the ground.
Sardarji does it.
George Bush: more..more..more....
Sardarji goes up to 100 feet.
George Bush: Ok now, try to search for something, did you find
anything?
Sardarji: I got a wire.
George Bush: See, this shows that even 200 years ago we used to
have telephones.
Sardarji becomes frustrated. He invites Bill to India.
NEXT YEAR George Bush VISITS INDIA.
Sardarji: I want to show you our advancement.
In the same way he leads Bill deep into a forest.
Sardarji: Now dig it.
George Bush digs...
Sardarji: did you find anything?
Bill: No
Sardarji: Very good! dig more..more...more....
George Bush goes up to almost 400 feet..
Sardarji: Now did you get anything?
George Bush: No!
Sardarji: See, even 400 years ago we used to have WIRELESS.
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